Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Trickle-Down Death-Onomics!
The GOP may be against Stem Cell Research...........
......but that doesn't stop them from Playing God!
The right wing fringe from within the Republican Party has exhumed and reanimated the body of Ronald Reagan in a sinister plot to regain control the USA once and for all.
The brain, long ago destroyed by the ravages of Alzheimers, was replaced by a small supercomputer, the likes of which were thought to be centuries beyond the reach of today's technology. In 1984, when Reagan's mind first started failing, the military-industrial complex made the decision to digitize the thoughts and brainwaves of their most beloved leader. All data was stored on nearly three hundred thousand floppy disks, and one hundred fifty Commodore 64 computers are being used to program the artificial brain.
The zombie/cyborg Reagan is rumored to be in an underground bunker at Grissom Air Force Base in Indiana, feeding on the pineal glands of Slavic children, gaining strength for a 2012 presidential run.
It is coming
Resist
......but that doesn't stop them from Playing God!
The right wing fringe from within the Republican Party has exhumed and reanimated the body of Ronald Reagan in a sinister plot to regain control the USA once and for all.
The brain, long ago destroyed by the ravages of Alzheimers, was replaced by a small supercomputer, the likes of which were thought to be centuries beyond the reach of today's technology. In 1984, when Reagan's mind first started failing, the military-industrial complex made the decision to digitize the thoughts and brainwaves of their most beloved leader. All data was stored on nearly three hundred thousand floppy disks, and one hundred fifty Commodore 64 computers are being used to program the artificial brain.
The zombie/cyborg Reagan is rumored to be in an underground bunker at Grissom Air Force Base in Indiana, feeding on the pineal glands of Slavic children, gaining strength for a 2012 presidential run.
It is coming
Resist
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